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mayo_cider [he/him]
mayo_cider [he/him] @ mayo_cider @hexbear.net
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I carry my friends (to higher spots on the scoreboard than me)

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  • I used to win games with this back when i was playing cs

    Whenever i was the bottom of the scoreboard i would ramp up my shit talk and most of the times i got at least one opponent tilted

    • Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach, hmm? You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

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  • I need a strobe every time i fart

    • What's the most popular activity you could never get into?

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  • Renting

    • Ostriches

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  • Good thing no-one looked at them digging the ground and thought with their big brain "they must be hiding!"

    • Veritasium's new video on Jumping Spiders is having its sponsor Better Help on blast in the top comments. Should we hold content creators to account?

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  • Slightly relevant, install firefox and sponsorblock (works on mobile)

    • King Charles accepted award from Nazi veteran

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  • Good thing the british royals haven't had more nazi sympathizers

    • Soldiers in Ukraine say US-supplied tanks have made them targets for Russian strikes

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  • I don't want to help the great satan, but this broke me: "around six vehicles were visible, hiding in the foliage"

    Have you ever tried to hide something? Make sure it's not visible

    • Masochism

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  • Sold my body

    • Big Science

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  • I'm science and I actually lied to you specifically (everyone else knows the truth)

    • What is your country's "you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"?

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  • Can't demand with a laddle if you are offered a spoonful

    • What is your country's "you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"?

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    • Stress

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  • Hate it when university professors go for historical materialism

    • Cursed Milk

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  • Taking into account all the alchemists that bathed in mercury, spoiled milk is pretty low on the ladder of the shittiest alchemist

    • Why is there no global language that at least nearly half the world speaks (3.5 billion, I'm talkin', including non-native speakers)

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  • Every time this was attempted we chose the language of the worst colonizer at that time

    • Archaeology

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  • At the core it's about social contract, and despite all of it's flaws i think that even the countries in the imperial core have pretty ethical policies around (most) human remains, this is one of the least controversial areas of policy

    Unfortunately the change is pretty recent, and all the grave robberies were grandfathered in, so don't ask for your indigenous grandfather's remains, it was before the legislation

    • Bite me !

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  • ducks

    But oh boy, do they have one!

    • Title

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  • At this point 22 murders seems like a smart budgetting decision, worst case scenario you'll get housing for life (if you live in a civilized country)

    • Git Rules

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  • I just stash everything and manually copy-paste all the relevant changes, I'm salaried so I don't care about wasting time

    • So long, and thanks for all the fish!

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  • I'm going to spend the rest of my life developing ui for whales to send intercontinental missiles

    • What have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...

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  • I'm single, so I have to settle to annoying everyone else around me by pretending like I'm going to start talking about politics

    Works every time