i guess because the urethra is prone to urinary tract infections so it's kept away from the bacteria-expunger and put with the Goal Of All Evolution device
i predict the inanimate body of the God-Emperor hooked up to a golden throne that spews out LLM-generated nonsense while flies crawl on his half-open eyelids
the country i was to go to is the imagined America of our ancestors like Langston Hughes, the land of equality and opportunity and liberation and diversity, full of immigrants working for their own and their shared futures
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