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  • if there is some kind of service to the general benefit of the public, you can presume America either does not have it, or will lose it within 5 years

  • that guy works so hard. thanks, mr stickman

  • i guess because the urethra is prone to urinary tract infections so it's kept away from the bacteria-expunger and put with the Goal Of All Evolution device

  • installing a glory hole in the lab for double-blind studies

  • i predict the inanimate body of the God-Emperor hooked up to a golden throne that spews out LLM-generated nonsense while flies crawl on his half-open eyelids

  • A nautical map of an imaginary place would go so hard on the wall

  • Voters? The goal here is to separate Musk from as many dollars as possible

  • I'm thinking of doing a Ghost Dance to bring Harambe back

  • unlike rockets or cars, political party success in America is measured in dollars

  • took me a minute before i realized the US only did that months ago instead of years

  • And yet, jumping from the Burj Khalifa at 1m off the ground is not very dangerous, so it's not the Burj Khalifa that's doing it

  • i think if i immigrated to Canada I'd fight for First Nations rights and want it to change in favor of that

  • the country i was to go to is the imagined America of our ancestors like Langston Hughes, the land of equality and opportunity and liberation and diversity, full of immigrants working for their own and their shared futures

  • he passed away right after his birthday. happy birthday mr blood feast