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  • acts of […] cyber and electronic interference

    Great, Germany's safe. Fax machines and paper documents will protect us.

  • Don't be silla

  • Sorry for making such a niche reference. I was joking about a specific tweet by a specific German politician. This was only meant for any German reading the comments.

  • Maybe the drug control agency should clarify that marijuana shouldn't be consumed at beer festivals, to protect the children.

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  • I don't think you can stick a soup can into a Mini M&M's tube.

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  • Instructions unclear, recited the entirety of "Penis injuries from masturbation with vacuum cleaners" to a loved one.

  • Amoris
    Lae Tit ia

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  • A small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth)

  • Didn't some Australian prime minister mysteriously disappear in the ocean?

  • We've got free refills of Git. Interested?

  • Don't open dead inside

  • You might not know it, but catapults were originally invented to deliver ads across long distances. Only later was their usefulness for warfare discovered.
    After the invention of the airship, catapults became obsolete for advertising. They continued to be used though in the trenches of World War I.

  • AfD probably approves of their treatment of Muslim minorities

  • As far as I'm aware, no AfD politician has yet been caught working for the Mossad.
    That might just be a question of time though. Or Mossad agents might be more effective at recruiting the more intelligent AfD members and thereby avoid discovery.
    Antisemitism being widespread within the AfD could complicate things further though money might prevail here.

  • Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.