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Adobe Gets Bullied Off Bluesky

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  • FAFO

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  • The AP hasn’t “won” shit until they’re actually back on the plane.

    • Judge says White House can't ban AP from Oval Office, Air Force One

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    • Judge says White House can't ban AP from Oval Office, Air Force One

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  • So what. He’ll ignore the order and appeal to SCOTUS, who will give him whatever he wants. Court rulings against Trump are meaningless.

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  • My government sickens me.

    • Is this picture idea immature?

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  • Beware people who mistake fun and humor for immaturity.

    Anyone who’s “immediately turned off” probably wouldn’t be much fun to be with, anyway. Your idea is a good one. The propeller hat makes it screamingly obvious that this is a fun joke. DO IT!

    Edit: perhaps consider including one of those giant lollipops

    • Tesla Sitting On Thousands Of Unsold Cybertrucks As It Stops Accepting Its Own Cars As Trade-Ins - Jalopnik

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  • Congrats on getting the Tesla off your hands! You also make an excellent point about empathy.

    • Helldivers 2 CEO slams the games industry layoff wave, saying that bosses are making "regular devs" pay for their screw-ups

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  • Good for him.

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  • “I’m not a failure at making your daughter cum.”

    • What causes musician face?

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  • I remember an interview with a guitarist. He recalled being chewed out by the director of a video they were shooting. Their conversation went something like this:

    “You need to stop making such ugly faces while playing.” “But it just happens! I can’t help it!” “Your guitar isn’t even plugged in to anything. Knock it off with the goddam faces.”

    • Hustle grindset bro invents "having friends"

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  • Hey, if that’s what it takes for Nathanael to have some human interaction, I’m cool with it. I don’t necessarily want to be involved, but I’m not against it.

    • Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday

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  • I have some questions. Will the soldiers all be white cis males? Will they be wearing orange makeup and smell like dirty diapers?

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  • I read about half the summary before remembering that I don’t give a damn about Xitter

    • Which actor did not have a single bad film?

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  • What about movies where the actor’s performance was the only good thing in an otherwise bad film? I don’t think those should count against the actor. They did their job well; it’s not their fault the rest of the production sucked.

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  • 100% agree. Marriage is a choice. Weddings carry a tremendous amount of unnecessary baggage, social obligations, and opportunities for the wedding industry to leech off of you.

    • This is outrageous! It's unfair!

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  • CTE?

    • When Jedi Training 101 Clearly Wasn’t Covered

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  • It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out

    • I think they're gonna remove access to the theming of old.reddit.com

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  • “A dumpster fire, you say? I know what will help calm things down. Gasoline!”

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  • Unless RFK Jr. is there to be charged with murder, I don’t care where the fuck he goes.

    • Tesla's decline in Europe

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  • That was very considerate of you. Enough info to be funny, but not enough to be creepy. Well done!