Anyone paying for sex is a fucking creep. Just have a wank.
If you are too messed up to have any other sort of normal sexual relationship and it’s that important to you, go find the train tracks.
Honestly. WTF is wrong with people?
What if you got Celtic Frost, or David Frost into your lungs?
Or how about Frosted Cornflakes?
(Fun fakt: Tony the Tiger’s real name is Anthony Tigris, but his close friends call him ‘Panties’ for binomial reasons as well as his penchant for white lacies)
I hope that position includes both middle fingers extended with raised arms and a wide stance.