maculata @ maculata @aussie.zone

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Tic tak toe,

Solitaire,

Snek,

That one with the bubbles that you just watch and you can’t do anything (I think it actually a screen saver)

Uh. That’s it.

Horrible horrible horrible.

Petroleum

Once upon a time I thought Isreal might be fine. Now I realise it is a failed experiment and never should’ve been attempted. Not only that, but the attempt to create a ‘Jewish Homeland’ based on Bronze Age myths has created literal monsters, like the Nazis, who are perfectly happy to see innocent people lose their homes and burn to satisfy their own warped perspectives.

Oh jeez those tattoos are awful. Why the fuck do people do that to their bodies?!?

He gets them to run in giant hamster wheels, generating electricity to sell back to the grid.

Yup. Good work guys out there in Silicon Valley. I’m sure this AI thing is all going to end reeeeeeeaaaallly well.

Trailer Trash be all like: “SEE AH TOLD Y’ALL IT WAS GOOD FOR THE BABY! GOOGLE DONE SAYS SO!!!!”

You might have to live with scratches. I would.

I’ll go watch shortly.

Edit: ok I’ve watched the best of Brak.

I’m convinced.

Brakiosaurus FTW.

Yeah I’m just giving you a hard time because I don’t know the cultural reference, having been out of the US for decades.

You can come hide in my basement.

Edit: do you think Tina Turner’s role in MM2 was in part due to the NBCL legacy and do you think there might be any hidden references to it in the film?

I’m not female nor gay and I’m getting aroused at the thought.

I thought it was a Brakiosaurus.

As an emigrant I really dread my citizenship test when I’ll be asked to perform The Dance.

Thanks. Never heard of it. Still makes no sense.

Thank you but I don’t do YouTube. Do you have some sort of text-based explanation?

This makes no sense.