mack7400 @ mack7400 @lemmy.world

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With all due respect to him and his family, a jetski escape does sound pretty bitchin...i'm imagining him rocking aviator sunglasses, carving through waves with a supermodel in each arm.

Did she do it in Reno?

Just use her mum's maiden name

Gaynnondorf

Wouldn't be surprised if it struck London.

20231984

Fellas, is the Constitution woke?

So...gender-affirming hormone therapy?

Because they're openly dissing their userbase?

You know, there's a story in here somewhere. A monkey's paw that only grants shitty-sounding wishes, but the side-effects are massively beneficial.

"Teleport"

Blistering barnacles!

Considering I have a decent chance of getting a "Please wait -- updating" message when trying to play a damn videogame nowadays, that's not out of the realm of possibility.

That's what I thought. Like a nod to Sleeper.

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

It's so plug & play

Well, at least he's not in gross violation of family law./s

Wow. Must've looked a lot fresher then.

So...if someone found a nail that was a part of Theseus' ship, and rebuilt it around the nail, would it become the oldest ship afloat?

He's looking very corgulent today.