My mother would always tell us, "don't have children, you'll regret it.", "They ruin your life", "I never wanted to have children, it was your father's idea", "my life was so much better before you two came along".
It was originally developed in 2003, just as the hat started to come back. The neck beard meme seems to have come about later in the 2000's (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fedora-shaming).
Water doesn't get you drunk at all!