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i'm trans and i'm pissed

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He's like the puppet in that "give gifts give life" minigame

Now taking wagers for how long it'll be before one of them shows up in the media saying that Biden actually didn't win, but the "Deep State" railroaded them into this court settlement.

I got that training when I was a university student a while back. Officer Friendly came and showed us a video about it in the seminar room.

When you hear gunshots, you're supposed to run away (if it seems safe), or hide somewhere and barricade yourself in (if you can't run), or try to surprise and fight off the gunman (if you think your hiding spot is about to be discovered).

I asked if I should run in a straight line or in a zigzag pattern or something. The officer said it's best to run for cover. I asked what to do if there was no cover. I forget what the advice for that situation was. I think the officer said people's aim sometimes isn't that great.

I guess it's better than freezing and waiting to die.

Coffee, work from home, a somewhat flexible schedule that lets me start a little later if I need to, and strategic use of sick time when I get really out of sync.

Unless you were asking about free time. In which case, it helps to know where all the 24-h and open-way-late businesses are, and to have plenty of hobbies to pass the time while everyone else is busy sleeping.

How bout those comment notifications tho

better get up off dat

will it be:

• high-quality tasteful images of people uploading terrible garbage memes in a non-sexual manner
• sexually explicit images of people uploading terrible garbage memes
• plain ol scat

the possibilities are endless

Please allow me to pile on

cover art for the new five nights at mickey's just dropped

I copied the list straight from the article, so excuse the awkward phrasing. But yes, the implication is that you could totally use "password1" on some websites.

Now that's a pee four dollar sign dollar sign omega zero are dee right there

The article focuses on password requirements that websites implement, not user behaviors. Common bad practices mentioned:

• Permit very short passwords
• Do not block common passwords
• Use outdated requirements like complex characters

I really wish news outlets would stop pretending this is some big mystery. Shit is too expensive.

Being able to say "oh that was x+1 years ago" instead of "x years ago" when reflecting on all my past traumas.

how do you think he types with those boxing glove hands

From the article, emphasis mine because the post title was driving me crazy:

The worst projection for climate change in 2023, is that the chance for the average global temperature to rise above 1.5°C has increased to almost 50% for the next five year period between 2022 and 2026.

when did SMS go out of style?

There are tasks and chores my parents used to do on my behalf that I now do myself, like making money, paying taxes, handling health insurance, etc. I guess those make me feel like an adult.

But then there are milestones I thought I would have hit by now that I have not, mainly concerning family life. No kids, no partner, nobody to take care of but myself. If I wanna go out and party, or stay in and play video games all weekend, there's not really much to stop me. That makes me feel immature.

give my bro harambe a bullet proof vest

u tryna end up in that garden too huh