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  • 2 hour BLJ

  • I found a used copy of Crypt of the Necrodancer last weekend and picked it up on a whim. I had no clue I'd be so bad at it. Hoping to get a little better this weekend.

  • knew it was sus they went so far out of their way to make it look like squid

  • I always wondered what happened to all those circumcised foreskins after they're removed. Turns out they formed a gang.

  • I'm on a jammin' jelly kick right now. Jam on toast, jam in oatmeal, jam in yogurt, jam on... well, that's about it.

    I don't get triggered just by opening the fridge tho. Usually it's like "hey I haven't had this in a while" and I eat it nonstop for like a week until I'm sick of it, then don't touch it again for a few months. Nutella is currently on the hate list.

  • I wonder what catalysed that

  • Well it's obviously better because if consumers get mad about the decisions from the death panel at company A, they can just go to company B. Like if you don't like McDonald's, you can just go to Burger King instead.

    Except there might not be a Burger King restaurant (let's say in Burger King's "network") anywhere near where you live. And your employer already decided that everyone on the payroll has to eat at McDonald's, and trying to deviate from that is a gigantic expensive hassle for some reason. And you're basically locked into a single burger chain for the year, except for a tiny window of time when you can elect to switch. And you're on the verge of starvation.

  • Maybe try underlining it a few times

  • I'd like to imagine this is analogous to autocomplete on a keyboard, like if I mash "A" a few times to get to the title screen and game's like "Did you mean A A A A A Start Start Down Start A A B Right Right..."

  • Dark Brandon wins 100% of the elections he doesn't run in. Fodder for the next ridiculous right-wing conspiracy theory, or a tasteful homage to the antique Chuck Norris memes of yesteryear.

  • I'm finding the way the points and the y-axis are lining up to be, dare I say, mildly infuriating. Why is 82 at 70? Why is 0 not at 0?

  • Don't dude.. don't make this about "bEiNg An AmErIcAn"... Think of all the high school/college English students who have to write that stupid "wHaT iS aN aMeRiCaN??" essay every goddamn year. Now they all have to write another paragraph just to rebut your dumbass.

    Bigotry makes everyone's lives more difficult.

  • Bessie the chicken huh

  • Bookmarking for reference during therapy

  • Is there a way to hide individual threads/posts in one's feed?

  • The rubber and glue rule. It almost kinda rhymes.

    Seriously tho wtf are they doing

  • They need to buff the candle. Stress is almost impossible? Lol watch me.

  • Do normal people openly and candidly characterize their own motivations as "tit for tat"? I thought that was typically pejorative.

  • Don't forget the less violent folks who find a way to "separate the art from the artist" and continue keeping memories of the villain alive through his music regardless of how much of a villain he was.