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Super Mario 64's "Unopenable" Door Finally Opened After 28 Years

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  • I read until it mentioned pannenkoek and immediately clicked away after that.

    edit: clicked away from the article to watch the video directly from the source. Go watch the video, pannenkoek is great.

    • Rule: Dr Seuss's Boners

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  • I've never heard someone describe their boner as a rib -tickler holy geez

    • sounds about right

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  • Wobble-dee wobble-dee drop
    into my grave plot

    • "What's your gender?" "Well..."

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  • My doctor and I review this when I go in to check my T and E levels every few months

    • rule

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  • Thank you. What's with this edit? No animation, no author credit, awkward phrasing, poor fitting of the text to the speech bubbles...

    • Can we all agree that whatever version of predictive text we have nowadays is crap, and has been for a long time?

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  • Gboard swiping is okay, but I agree, there are still some annoyances. Random mid-sentence capitalization is a big one for me.

    And no matter how hard I try, no matter what the settings are, no matter how slowly and deliberately I motion, it will absolutely never output the word "fuck" when swiping. It will say "fucking", it will even say "fuckin", but it will never say "fuck".

    Gucci. Duck. Tick. Duck. Rick. Dick. Gigi. FICO. Guck.

    This was barely funny back in 2009, now it's just embarrassing. WTF even is "guck".

    • More and more Americans are becoming 'ALICEs.' They can't afford rent and groceries but are falling through the cracks in the country's safety net.

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  • Asset Limited, Income Constrained, Employed

    • Ask ChatGPT to pick a number between 1 and 100

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  • Creativity is hot. That makes more sense, thanks.

    • Ask ChatGPT to pick a number between 1 and 100

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  • I still don't understand.

    • Ask ChatGPT to pick a number between 1 and 100

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  • What's the y axis?

    • What's a common feature of video games we could really use in real life?

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  • Volume adjusters

    • Not to be outdone by Trans Day of Visibility, Trump weirdly declares ‘Christian Visibility Day’

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  • That's every fucking day

    • get infamous, yeah!

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  • Is that... a can opener? Below the violet "Temrousy" area?

    • I like to eat a tomato like it's an apple

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  • As long as you don't cook with apples like they're tomatoes.

    Applesauce pizza.

    • Which would you rather do, create art or summon rain?

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  • Monkey's paw, you wanted to water your garden and now you're trapped in a perpetual downpour.

    • ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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    • Lawmaker Slammed for Claiming College Basketball Players Were Actually 'Illegal Invaders'

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  • This implies the existence of "legal invaders"

    • You

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  • Oh yeah then explain why sometimes I don't enjoy my favorite foods or interests

    • Does this mean my premiums will go up?

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  • surreal meme

    • XXX

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  • now i remember why i still haven't bothered to try