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lobsticle 🦞 @ lobsticle @lemmy.world
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  • Welp, I totally misinterpreted this picture! I thought she had asked him into the shower for a little sexytimes, but she's on her period and didn't want to mess up the bed. Dude don't care, he still went downtown during shark week.

  • Emily Elizabeth's mom (looking at bank statement): Jesus Christ, that dog is eating us out of house and home! We just can't afford to feed him any more!

    Emily Elizabeth's dad: I have an idea...

  • I thought OP was looking for minced oaths that could be used in its place, and this is the first thing that came to mind for me. I use this one all the time because I try not to drop the big one around my five- and three-year-olds.

  • Paul Simon has so many hard-hitting lyrics across his entire catalog. I'm sure I could find something from just about any album, but for me, what comes instantly to mind is this line from "The Cool, Cool River": "And sometimes, even music/ Cannot substitute for tears".