I like to buy the phone outright rather than get one on contract but the flagship phones are just so expensive nowadays. My S8's battery is getting steadily worse so I'll probably upgrade when I can no longer ignore it. At the minute I just don't feel like I can justify such a massive expense for something that will essentially just be more of the same only a bit bigger and a bit faster. Maybe I'll go for a Pixel instead.
I'd like something that will take a photo of a supermarket receipt and record every item. I want to be able to, for example, check the price history of my favourite breakfast cereal or a bottle of milk. I've got a shoebox of receipts dating back a few years and I'd love to be able to do some kind of price comparison on them but with minimal effort coz I'm lazy.
But you will at least have an outlet if you get yourself a partner or hire an escort. There's the prospect of sex in real life. You're not forever limited to porn.