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  • So is John Mulaney. Again. Yass.

  • MJ still didn't like the purple skin bit, but seemed to pick up a bit of the aboriginal attributes along the way? I kinda like it, actually.

  • Yes! This! 🤩🙇🏽‍♂️

  • Ohgods, I'm dyin' heeya, 🤣🤘🏽

  • Feminine hips and high waist?

  • That takes too much work. You set it up right and stabilize it well, a trusty wood chipper'll get that premium grade-A rich fucker all over your thirsty soil in that nice, even spray that plants crave!

  • And, that's how you get UNinvited to my parties. 🤫

  • It would sound an awful lot like the high seas, methinks.

  • Oh, and also, it's only "illegal" because they have the money.

    See: wage theft

  • very dependent on the individual in the room.

    As in, "if it's a chiropractor in the room, you're rolling dice with your spine and your wallet."

    Fuck those charlatans.

  • Which, IIRC, insinuated that their mother was a snackish breeder and their father was a gin drunk. (Also, that she was past tense?)

  • Must be hard to simply be a cop while also holding down two other jobs: Judge Judy and executioner.

    There. FTFY.