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  • Eh. I'll be there when AOC's on the ballot.

    edit: FFS, y'all are trigger-happy. I'm voting like my life depends on it — because it very likely will, and anyone who thinks otherwise is selling you something. I'm forced to vote for anyone who won't immediately deport/murder/imprison me or my community. I'll BE THERE when AOC is on the ballot. Fucking simmer, people.

  • Nah, just that one salty bitch. 🤪

  • You seem to prefer that SOP. Who am I to argue with genius?

  • Fair point, actually, and I was being glib. ✊🏽

  • I started highschool in '91.

    Bring on the downvotes, bored Redditors.

  • Nope, too much piss. Also, "peed while in the bathtub together" is a bit too far, and that's not even including possible eye contact. To illustrate: what simple thing makes eating a banana in public creepy/hot? Eye contact. You do you, but stay outta my tub.

  • Apologies, I misremembered that fact about Ren & Stimpy. Might've been mixing it up with other clearly "for stoners, by stoners" content (not unlike Rocko's Modern Life). Additionally, "teen/young adult" is a kid — unless you're a GOP politician/priest, and it's "90s" not "90's", while we're splitting hairs. 🤪

  • Good tip, though the water:piss ratio still stands.

  • Ok, boomer.

  • American "kids" cartoons? Pfft. Have you already forgotten about Liquid Television? That shit was so clearly by stoners, for stoners that even MTV knew it wouldn't fly in any other time slot than post-midnight, but maaan was it glorious! Sifl & Ollie, Ren & Stimpy, Aeon Flux, The Maxx, Big Head, and so much more! (fuck Beavis & Butthead, the inbred cousin that made scrote-cheese like Howard Stern marketable? Hard pass.)

  • If this one wasn't so shit at creating new slang, maybe it wouldn't be so fuckin' easy to give up on it?

    ah, shit.

  • Shiiiit. I lost my virginity in '91, and I know I'm a "90s kid".

    edit: typo

  • Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the "nostalgic" smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine's capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons' oblivious meatsacs).

    In short: if you smell "pool", someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.

  • Be nice to that dick. Nobody wants a 10ft dong around, so have some compassion. Let it get creative, at least. I mean, what else is it for, after all?

  • When have facts gotten in the way of the GOP?

    (Except for when Grindr crashes under traffic spikes during their convention in Chicago, ofc. Those pesky facts frustrated just about all of 'em.)

  • Must be highly reflective then. Hunh.

  • Let's be fair, here.

    He "got shot" as much as your uncle "caught" that one fish before it "got away".

    He "got shot" as much as a "special teams" player is "part" of a football team.

    He "got shot" as much as OJ's glove "didn't fit".

    He "got shot" like Lincoln didn't.

    Motherfucker "got shot" as much as his fans can read.

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