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  • What's the word for "crop dusting" normies on the walk-by, but with a dank cloud instead of a rude putrescence? 🫠

  • I hate this fucking timeline.

  • The Bear is closer to showing the hell that culinary life can be than I ever expected a video series to get (unapologetically, no less). I had to stop at a couple of points in the first half of S01, not to mention completely skipping defensively through the Xmas episode. The whole thing choked me up and had me twisted around feelings I've not battled in years. Therapeutic, but still. Gawdamn. 😅😬😭😅🤌🏽

  • You might be a bug when your wedding is also your beheading

  • Kinda lost me there, NGL. 😅 Still, I learned to drive in Detroit & Chicago, and then again in Germany & Italy. The vast majority of US drivers are fucking selfish morons, and the majority of them should not have any license to drive at all. 🙇🏽‍♂️

  • A lot of misunderstanding here, as should be expected, considering the topic and the reality it relates to.

    Let's put it simply: if you're "passing" in the left lane and there's space between the first vehicle you're overtaking & the next one, and those also passing behind you are going faster?

    Get. The fuck. Over.

    You can continue your Sunday afternoon cruise after the adults have left you behind.

    See those lights/blinkers in your mirrors? They're for you and because of you. Get. The fuck. Over.

    And, if you feel the urge to whine about it, that's fine too. Out of the passing lane. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    It's pretty simple: not the fastest vehicle in the passing lane? GTFO. You can harumph to yourself about life not being fair once you're no longer CAUSING FUCKING TRAFFIC, chucklehead. 🤣🖕🏽

  • Heh. I'm sure we all know a few of those non-"recent" humans that can't seem to grasp the concept. I just hope they're in lower numbers than expected this November. 😶

  • That's why it's next to the window: the spools are on the roof.

  • Do you have a link to this irrefutable research?

  • Yes, ignoring something is sure to convey the much-needed lesson. A classic maneuver. Timeless. So effective. 🤌🏽

  • Step 4: Profit?

  • Is that Michal J. Fox? No wonder he's twitchy these days.

  • /aboringdystopia has entered the chat

  • I'll play Starfield again as soon as this Managed Democracy™ reaches that quadrant of the galaxy...

    It's inevitable, to be fair. Just, hurry up with the crossover already, Bethesda. 🤌🏽

  • Seems they misread the community name, and thought they were posting in "No, Stupid. Questions"

  • Those that don't need their subversive undertones delivered with the subtlety of an axe handle behind the wood shed might recognize that the book is a far more effective source of multilayered and sardonic humor.

  • Yes, but they answered their own question...