lingh0e @ lingh0e @sh.itjust.works

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Exactly. All the people I knew who voted trump the last two times will still absolutely vote for him a third time, they just don't advertise it much anymore.

He's literally training to play a professional wrestler in this picture. Starring alongside Zach Efron, who got even more swole.

Once I was walking out of a Target. I passed by a woman and her maybe 6 or 7 year year old kid just in time to hear the kid say "mommy that guy creeps me out".

Thanks to three concussions before age 5... and my entire 20's being spent in a drug haze... my memory is pretty shot. But I remember that encounter as clear as day.

I'm sure I've received a few honest to goodness unsolicited compliments, but they don't stick in my mind as much as the derision.

You don't know many actual working cooks, do you?

Baguette à selfie.

She's also probably responsible for the trap in the first place.

Cleveland, Ohio

I mean, this was when I was living in a suburb of Cleveland OH. it's not really a town thing so much as it's an industry thing. I spent 20 years running movie theaters. I worked for all the chains, both national and local. Between managers and projectionists, everyone knew everyone else.

Dude, I've never been in the military and even I know not to wear white socks with dress shoes.

I was interviewing for a job as a movie theater manager.

In my neck of the woods there's a limited number of movie theaters, and everyone knows everyone else. So I was interviewing for the job when I'm told

"we heard through the grapevine that after you were fired from your last job you broke into the office and did something unspeakable on the carpet."

I still ended up getting the job.

I've seen photos someone in Israel with connections has of Palestinians posing as dead with fake blood, with the Al Jazeera photographer standing by to take the photo or video, and afterwards the "dead" children all get up and cleaned up.

Where? Where have you seen that?

A police officer being unable to think in such a fashion is exactly why no one could solve the see-saw riddle on Brooklyn 99.

Horse tooth jackass looking like fafafooey jr.

I see where you're getting confused. It's not a metaphor. It's meant to be taken absolutely literally.

If you run a bar and you allow a person who openly and unabashedly espouses nazi rhetoric to feel welcome at your bar, he will let all his shitheel nazi friends know that your bar is a safe place for them to openly and unabashedly espouse their nazi rhetoric unchallenged. You are now running a nazi bar.

Why?

relevant Mitchell and Webb

If Trump can argue the technicality that he never specifically said "support", we can argue ths technicality that the 2nd doesn't specifically say "guns".

Welcome to asshole logic 101- you must scream at people for absolutely inane reasons, such as their coffee being "too bitter".

That's actually a clever bit of writing though.

He has a certificate that says he doesn't have donkey brains. Do YOU have a certificate that says you don't have donkey brains?