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I have yet to see a microwave with correct time

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  • Time dilation occurs when the affected equipment is made out of cheap materials in order to cut costs.

    • How would you spread an infectious disease via the internet?

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  • Ads.

    • Is that how this works?

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  • The apostrophe will. Up is its natural habitat. Transplanting it elsewhere may cause a significant amount of distress. Worst case scenario, it might even turn into a comma!

    • How do you keep track of what games you have played over the years?

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  • I don't. If I played a game and then forgot about it, then i get to play it again at a different stage in life. It's a whole new experience! Why would I want to miss out on that?

    • That's a good question

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  • Ironically, the cross is a symbol of unjust suffering. Something which the more prominent wearers like to inflict on others.

    • Just woke up vomiting, choking on vomit, not drunk or on drugs, heart beating slightly off. Is this ER worthy?

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  • Sounds like a seizure. Of what kind, dunno. If it's candy, might be diabetes.

    It's just guesswork though. Only a doctor visit will say for sure.

    • Borderlands 2 is free to claim on Steam for the next two days

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  • Hitachi

    But wait, does it even work anymore?

    • This is the hardest concept to understand in physics

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  • How about:

    "Imagine you have ADHD, but you're forced to sit in place."

    Would that work?

    • What's going on with Borderlands 2? Steam is giving it for free, but the game has 23% positive recent reviews.

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  • Maybe it's hidden in the in-game eula and they're using their launcher to collect all that info before we even get to agree or disagree.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Use their own phones to record their plans and illegal activities, then upload it all over.

    • what is north?

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  • Don't be too hard on them, they're new.

    • When a person follows you and watches your every move, it's called stalking. When companies like Meta do it, it's just called collecting user data.

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  • Alright.

    • When a person follows you and watches your every move, it's called stalking. When companies like Meta do it, it's just called collecting user data.

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  • Yes it is. Biologically speaking, we're programmed to make way for the strong and steal crumbs from the devastation caused by their passing.

    Or to stalk and annoy the strong until they fall and we can pillage their corpse.

    Either way, we're not really the direct confrontation type. We're the sneaky, backstabby, dirty fighting type.

    • My mom tells me I should cut dad off for cheating on her, am I a bad person for not wanting to do so?

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  • My bad advice for this situation would be for you to start planning on pursuing the mindset for independent living.

    • Congratulations, homosexual!

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  • There was cake, just not for you.

    • How cold should ones freezer be?

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  • Below absolute zero to make sure it's perfectly preserved.

    • This entire community

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    • This entire community

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    • This entire community

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  • Is that Pink Panther's cousin, Nicotine Puma?

    • Is that bad?

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  • Same as everywhere else, management wants random shit done chop chop chop, fires actual developers who tell them they're the dumbest pieces of shit they've seen in this lifetime and hire random bros who say "whatever dude, just wanna get paid" then copy-paste google results because bing sucks.