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  • Plot twist: it was written by a hen with a crush

  • “The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. “Or Bitcoin. We will also accept Bitcoin.”

    This is gold.

  • Do mending so the car fixes itself every time you hit a pedestrian

  • We were a small team canvassing for a nonprofit. So we would go out to markets and busy areas and talk to people all day trying to get donations.

    Well one time we were out during election times and this guy from our team spent the majority of the day campaigning for a local candidate. That was his last day on the team.

  • In case you were also wondering:

    This newly uncovered button command allows players to exit any stage and return to the game’s map screen, even if they haven’t completed the level yet.

    The Cheat Code:

    To activate this cheat, players need to pause the game and press the following sequence:

     
            Right + Y
        Left + A
        Up + B
        Down + X
      
  • You gotta make sure to leave room for the crucial bean antenna

  • I would also recommend Doctor Sleep if you haven't seen it. It's a wonderful sequel/tribute to the Shining and so, so dark.

  • And then you hit ¶ and you see how it was done

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  • All I think of is this now

  • "Where do you think it goes?"

  • These kinds of images make me wish I had studied chaos theory, they are so fascinating

  • New trolley problem just dropped

  • The mark

    Jump
  • Thanks, I ended up going with "wealthy overseas relative who I have to report to"

  • This is roughly what I went with. I also kept it vague

  • Thanks for the suggestions, I did ask about those. The agent had no idea but it made me sound more legit. Also, I posted an update!

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    AI is taking over(rule)

    Memes @sopuli.xyz

    Wednesday 👍

    AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    Me when i ask AI to make a meme

    AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    The devil trying to help with homework

    AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    May I interest you in a bloomsicle?

    New Communities @lemmy.world

    The Monkey's Paw - A place where you can make a wish and ruin other's

    Jerboa @lemmy.ml

    Deleted posts are still visible in the community

    Memes @sopuli.xyz

    hufky

    AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    I love generating abstract images

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    Someone had to say it

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    I can feel it in my face

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    But lo he could not

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    Dress for the mid sixties