lars @ lars @lemmy.world

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says “Gesundheit” Archedly

I don’t have anything against the straights. I’m not a heterophobe – I’m a real cool dude — but when those people talk about not washing their asses, it’s only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.

So… yes? We could put both in?

If you have a problem with the way Jesus authored The Star-Spangled Banner, then maybe you should move to France: La Marseillaise doesn’t allude to slavery or take pride in Americans committing treason against their leader in London.

This is in very poor taste, especially so soon after this senseless tragedy that none of us – not even an associate district judge or Jesus – was powerful enough, or bothered enough, to prevent.

To each, her/their own

Isn’t their world headquarters/flagship location literally at the George Bush Center for Intelligence? Chutzpah/folly.

“But Daaaaad, I thought you were gonna save Me,” He cried. B&S 4:20:69

Even explaining it sounds like a garbage humble brag — let me assure you I’m no genius. What I meant was, when I first understood “ignorance is bliss”, I was like “well, I’m particularly cursed because I am very smart”

You all sound so humble. I was literal trash and asked “why must I be cursed to be such a geeeeeenius??!”

This is peak r/BorderPorn! This is a photo of the American South as viewed from the American Midwest.

(Viewing Covington, Kentucky from Cincinnati, Ohio).

As an out-of-the-loop 90s-enthusiast, this is exactly what I think of when all these kids on my lawn keep going on about Starfield.

Did a JPEG write this?

Never felt so inclined to offer free tummy rubs all day. Poor guy.

When you can smell the rotten vegetables on NYC sidewalks start to cook in the middle of the summer, you change from Fahrenheit to Rankine

Still better than its actual etymology

What part of Montana is Missoula in?

Have you heard of Joe Biden? Well, his left eye.

my USB-i’s are up here

Wait, has the algorithm finally begun to serve us ?!

Despite Him having:

• known you’d be born in ≈2000 years
• known He was dying for sins He defined and you commit, which He also knew and did nothing to prevent
• having had the audacity to whine to His Dad when He unal*ved both a God and Himself in an act of auto‑sui‑dei‑but-also-somehow-fili‑cide-by-cop by and through the innocent hands of local law enforcement, our boys in blue, whom I still salute when I’m driving, and while those closest to Him, who were Jewish, could do nothing but listen to the moaning you are responsible for, but which He chose to endure
• been surprised that His dad forgot about Him,

I believe He’d be surprised if there weren’t Oily/Annointed/Christ Josh/Jesus fanfics of a charismatic 33-year-old, may peace be upon Him, taking it both ends, my son.