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Looking back on your mom saying you can't believe everything you see on the Internet (she's now in a boomer QAnon Facebook group) [Day 83]

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  • Has there ever been a time in history where people lose family members who are not dead and not physically far away?

    It’s almost like having a family member with Alzheimer’s: they look like they’re present, but they are irrevocably far far away.

    • Anyone remember this?

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  • Xul has entered the chat 👻

    • Update r/conservative witch trials: I found the witch lol

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  • I kinda resent the fact that I’m a lefty American in the 21st century. I could be so so so happy about the state of things, if only I were wired differently.

    • Merry weekend yall

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  • Room-temp vodka hits the spot, if oblivion I seek

    • RIP (again)

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  • all 4

    Amateurs. What about our poor stepparents’ parents?? Step-granny’s really had a hard winter this year.

    • People who live in functional and safe countries, how happy are you?

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  • I’ve never heard the ditch before. I love it.

    • A prophet!!

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  • This is exactly the kind of news I always want to get the CSMfHT’s take on!

    • Version Control

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  • And when it’s release, then you rename it to

    MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2-19-24/

    and then at the next standup, we all ponder how we can rename it to

    MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2/19/24/

    because the team lead needs m/d/yy names with forward slashes

    • I mean I would totally give it a try

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  • He’d do the same for me

    • blacklight lincoln hat watermark

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  • It even shows whether the license haz eyes

    • Looking for a kitten

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  • Jokes on them I don’t let my horse do any of my drugs

    • Attempt to motivate people to take the stairs

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  • This is what that sounds like to this laaaaaazy person over here

    • finally

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  • AES countries

    What’re these?

    • Patch this Bish!

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  • Oh the old 2038 problem. Got it.

    But we need something v2.0 times as good as that, so like v4072.00 if my calculations are correct.

    • Patch this Bish!

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  • The more we make fun—even pretend to make fun—of small penises, the more toxic the society we help create.

    Especially since all penis sizes are awesome.

    • Newly discovered fungal species makes zombies of cave spiders on island of Ireland

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  • Love when the meme-anthropologists dive into yore lore for us

    • Newly discovered fungal species makes zombies of cave spiders on island of Ireland

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  • Why yes it is

    • What's the deal with Signal?

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  • Signal likely does not have

    CIA financial backing

    But this is the kind of information that can be only dispositive.

    That is, because we cannot prove a negative, and the only time you can be certain about whether an organization—especially one like the CIA—has provided funding for something, is after it has been proven.

    • From now on, I wish to be addressed as Lt. Commodore Squid

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  • But where else could he find another spouse?

    • Natural defense against vampires

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  • It was a girl bee but I’m into dudes so