lars @ lars @lemmy.sdf.org

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Then come to America, friend!

Wow—that is a lot of major life events crammed into 2025. Be nice to yourself. Often.

Our when our favorite tops wear us

let people know they love sucking dick

Probably not as well as when we wear our fave top

Hung like a horse

Morridor is the funniest name I’ve ever heard of for the Wasatch front (shot in the dark)

American Democratic Ethos

Not sure which slaveholders or Manifest Destiny folks you’re putting on a pedestal, but even if—big if—America’s dead once had admirable and pro-humanity values, today’s terrified, uneducated, unhappy, unkind, impoverished shithole does not.

Being an awful person appears to reflect perfectly these last generations of the American Empire.

shift right

Me commenting insteada sleeping when I have to get up in 5 hours right?

Why are you talking to me like that. This is my smile.

What’s shift left

Are you saying there is a way to escape my student loa*s forever?

You answered my wildly rambling question—thank you!

Does

alternate nostril breathing

mean holding lefty closed with your finger for a few minutes then righty, or does it mean back and forth… surely you can’t do this without manual intervention, right?

WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?

WHAT? YOU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FUR??

NOT OK

You’re gonna be super disappointed when you find out what state it’s in

Let’s everyone thank chat for yeeting this advice to us

There are some post-election walk-around-the-neighborhood days I still look back on with great joy.

Can someone pdf it tho first? I need pdf.

I want 6 fingers per hand if I have to wake up and deal with that₁₂ kinda bullshit

Wow wasn’t aware rsync’s FOSS