lars @ lars @lemmy.sdf.org

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Pretty sure my kindergarten teacher and mom both on our team. My fate was long ago sealed.

I wasn’t aware there was any other way. I’m having an identity crisis over here.

I prefer to arrange my electrons like building blocks just like gramma did

My fucking lord I didn’t laugh at any of the parent comments…. But GNU xD

I see mice outside and I’m like “awwwwwwwww”.

I hear about people seeing spiders inside and my pulse rate rises.

ancient lizard brain

I’m with you 100% spiders-wise but wonder if it’s cultural rather than lizard-brained. If I had a kid whom I could convince

• spiders don’t scare me and should not scare you,
• spiders, humans, and dogs are all reasonable animals to have in our home,

then would this kid be down with spiders’ company?

We talking USB-C, though?

Bush senior is the platonic ideal of those glasses at the turn of the 1990s.

Certainly!

Do I wanna know

When they finally settle on a story, and then announce it, just like they always do, then I, for one, believe we must always take out our boys in blue at their word.

Never going to Sweden if I have to fucking leave after

Would I know what it tasted like if it were in a Pepsi can?

What could be less harmful to humans than mosquitoes?

I used to hate shellfish

but now I hate shellfish with righteous indignation.

Most colleges are outside of Boston, classmate!

But in Weird Al

Mmm

So delighted (probably not the right word, feeling) that this was the top comment when I arrived.

Britney Spears’s lyricist having thought “hit me baby one more time” meant “have sex with me one more time”. This barely made sense till now.