lars @ lars @lemmy.sdf.org

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China’s really that cheap? 3% did you say?!

This is originally he. Voilà moi. It was I.

Thanks!

Purportedly 2024.

I miss real keyboards for the numberpad and the Home and End and the Pages Up and Down. Plus all the satisfying noise they made. Had no idea I needed this, too.

I love how the skyline looks like a couple skylines of that era that don’t look that way now. What city is that?

Oh right. Also bring your scriptures or a turntable with the two swimsuits so you can experiment with new material during the sendoff.

F3 lets you edit an Excel cell without using your damned mouse on Windows. So handy, I added the shortcut to my non-Windows setup.

I have a mountain of matching socks. They’re all pairs. I’m living in the year 4024. It’s very warm btw.

I’m sorry but what in the shit.

Boss is in Palo Alto and you’re in the no-data-found part of Greenland??

Agree with all this except jeans. Store them in the freezer and wash them even less than you’d like to. They’re barely cool when you put them on…

unless it’s a July 17 heatwave and you wore them in 7000% humidity before tossing the salty, sweat-drenched denim into the freezer, in which case they’re like cold tortilla chips. Just wash them if you were swimming down the sidewalk in mid-summer muck.

Anyway. Makes them last at least a couple years longer.

More tip: Make sure the hooks will fit over the door when it closes.

Carry two swimsuits: one for me and one for the recently departed.

Yeah I was like wow I am so enlightened for the first part of the response and then I was like oh my god I am so seen. I. Am. The. Best. At. Doing. The. Second. Most. Important. Thing. I. Need. To. Do.

I was like “is this fucking R*ddit?” when I read this blass femmy

May all your amoxicillin come with cupcake sprinkles of the pink Pepto Bismol variety. It’s a party get into it!

All drugs are suppositories if you are willing

Ohmyfuckinggod it’s you, the straw person.

They named them freedom fries because France wouldn’t step to some fake threat. Just eww.

The good news is that your descendants will look back at us with enough horror and disgust and pity to maybe do things better before the next fall of Rome. Probs not tho we kinda suck.

“But I have high pain tolerance”

No you fucking don’t otherwise you wouldn’t be bitching about your fucking headache all the live long day. Eat the ibuprofen now.