lars @ lars @lemmy.sdf.org

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2 yr. ago

Barack OSAMA is a soshaless and I WILL TERRORISM YOU and the like. Got it.

Holy fucking shit. I can’t believe this is a question people have asked and others have answered and that the answer is so unsatisfying for pedants.

Omg I h9 this so fucking much

Actual scambaiting is the closest thing I have to religion these days

On the one hand, thank you for being an accessibility buddy. On the other, shall we also transcribe the number and web address of my spammer, too?

Reminds me how I didn’t know that ’til and till are both words until way too recently

Omg this is essentially me too. I just waited to lose my patience until this White Guys incident.

Is there still a pro revenge Lemmy community bc I have some ideas

Remarkably, yeah. I always get a little political text spam, but since early ’24 it’s been harassment.

EMPRESS is full on Elan Mask now as if this is 1930s Germany.

There’s no “Report Junk” on iOS Messages unless it’s an email address texting you.

It’s ALLLLLLWAYS new numbers and my long-curated block list already has hundreds of numbers.

His second expression made for some loud guffaws at my house

First of all, Jesus Christ.

You’re so much less unattractive with my feet on your face ☺️

Also the Mormon Church which profits upon mountains of hurtful lies

I take this back. EMPRESS is simply awful. Not a fun villain.

I mean idfk how you’re planning on calling a.out without an even, stronger, lower-level language like Bash 3.

Would you do it for $100?

Please tell me at least some parts of your comment are sarcasm?

Otoh, my family has procreated for billions of years, I’m the last of my line, I have no children, and can’t imagine raising them with all the ₽ɪ$ʂ out there. Idfk.