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lando55 @ lando55 @lemmy.world
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Why do ghosts hate it when it rains on Halloween?

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  • Being incorporeal I wouldn't expect them to give a sheet

    • I saw a job post to be Kylo Ren's chauffeur

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  • Agreed!

    • I regret buying that straight jacket. I thought it would look good on me...

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  • You just have to be committed

    • 3D-GPT: converting text into 3D assets

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  • Yes but you will have to pay every time you render it

    • Microsoft CEO Nadella's compensation drops... to $48M — CEO to employee pay ratio hits 250 to 1

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  • There was a documentary with this premise, only with commodities traders rather than CEOs.

    The bottom line is yes, you can take someone off the street and have them trade places with a senior broker and thrive in that role; the only caveat being that the subjects of your experiment discover your plot and subsequently falsify orange crop yield projections causing you to lose your entire net worth investing in frozen orange juice concentrate futures.

    • Did you hear about the king that was only 12 inches tall?

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  • Imperial joke, nice

    • Who do zombies avoid eating?

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  • Zombies don't eat ghosts because they taste like sheet

    • Over 40,000 admin portal accounts use 'admin' as a password

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  • I'm surrounded by assholes!

    • X tests charging new users $1 to tweet, retweet

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  • Dukka dukka dukka dukka dukka dukka dukka dukka dukka

    Ohhhhh

    • Musk considers removing X platform from Europe over EU law - Insider

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  • 360 Mellon to 5-0 kiss the rail

    • Netflix to open branded retail stores for some reason

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  • Best date nights always started with a trip to Blockbuster.

    I remember renting an N64 with Majora's mask and pulling an all-nighter so I could finish it during the two-day rental period. It was a good time to be alive.

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  • I would wager there are more people who share a common mother than those who don't

    • Prusa MK4 or Bambu labs p1s

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  • Which one in their range is comparable to the printers OP mentioned?

    Edit: Never mind I get it now

    • Zero-days for hacking WhatsApp are now worth millions of dollars

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  • NutsApp

    Aww yisss

    • Certificate to own car in Singapore rockets to $106,000

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  • If you let the car rot, you get the stick

    • Why are elevator jokes so good?

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  • They have their ups and downs

    • X drops headlines from articles, as new report details its bleeding ad revenue

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  • Ƭ̵̬̊witter

    • Report: Amazon made $1B with secret algorithm for spiking prices Internet-wide

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  • Not since I had to pay the fine

    • Report: Amazon made $1B with secret algorithm for spiking prices Internet-wide

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  • 10 million dollars is to $1B as a paperclip is to my entire net worth (admittedly not much)

    • Donald Trump attacks judge's clerk while in court room with her

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  • Question since I'm genuinely lost when it comes to this - does forcing a gag order by these actions benefit Trump in any way? Does it ensure no one is able to speak about the case, or is it just limited to him?