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lagomorphlecture @ lagomorphlecture @lemm.ee
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  • In the Republic of JD, everyone votes for President Daddy.

    Here are some fun facts about President Daddy:

    As a baby, he never cried and his poop didn't stink.

    President Daddy took 2 wives to help repopulate the Democrat wasteland.

    President Daddy made January 9th a holiday to commemorate the purchase anniversary of his favorite couch.

  • Because a hell of a lot of white guys are extremely racist. It's important for these men to come out and publicly declare that they support not only a woman but a black woman. It's important to do it in a way that will get attention, fit with the tone of the campaign and get the point across that it's cool to support and embrace women and weird and creepy to hate them.

  • What I love about him though is how he talks to Republicans. He just has a way of making their hypocrisy obvious to them and you can literally see their brain short circuit and do a hard reboot before they respond. He's given some great interviews on fox news. But besides that I could take him or leave him.

  • Here's my muffin recipe, but you can really omit the applesauce and use pretty much any fruit you like for flavor. Do keep the bananas though or the texture will be really wrong. It's good with a tbsp of chia seeds added, oats added, etc. I make my own yogurt and when I make cheese out of it I replace all the liquids (except oil) with the leftover whey and they come out gloriously soft and fluffy that way. Whole Wheat flour is really high calorie though so I'm open to suggestions for something to replace it with if anyone has any ideas.

    Long story short I've messed with this recipe in so many ways and it has turned out great every time except the time I didn't have bananas and uses avocado instead. It's very forgiving so do it your way.

    Muffin recipe

    2 ripe mashed bananas

    1 chopped apple

    Flax egg (1 tbsp ground flax, 2.5 tbsp water, mix and let set while you prepare the other ingredients)

    1 tbsp olive or avocado oil

    1/4 to 1/2 C oat or soy milk or cow milk or whey

    1 tsp vanilla

    1/4 cup unsweetened apple sauce

    1 C whole wheat flour

    1 C wheat bran

    1tsp baking soda

    1 tsp baking powder

    1/4 tsp salt

    1 tsp cinnamon

    1/3 cup chopped walnuts

    1 tbsp chia seeds

    You can sub oat bran for wheat bran if you can find anyone selling it.

    1. Preheat oven to 350 (or don't if using a convection oven)
    2. Lightly spray muffin tin with avocado oil
    3. Add banana, oil, milk, vanilla, applesauce, flax egg into mixing bowl and stir well.
    4. Add dry ingredients plus chopped apple to another bowl and mix well. Don't add walnuts at this step.
    5. Add dry ingredients to the wet ingredients and stir until combined. Add extra applesauce or milk if it's a little dry.
    6. Add to muffin pan in 12 equal portions. Add walnuts to the top and press them in a little or they'll fall off when the muffins are done.
    7. Bake 20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center of a muffin comes out clean.
    8. Cool for a few minutes before removing from pan.
  • Why so much higher for men? On an average day I eat probably somewhere between 25 and 45 g depending on what I've meal preppes D for the week and what I've decided on for snacks. I am a vegetarian who eats mostly whole foods. I can't even fathom how the average American could come anywhere even close to that. It's a LOT of beans/whole grains/vegetables/chia seeds/etc.