I think there should be. Gemini gave me a really good giggle when I asked it to write a short story about what would happen if cops and courts started interpreting the law the same way sovereign citizens do.
Before going to America, many puritans migrated to The Netherlands. They left for America because they didn't just want freedom of religion, they wanted freedom from secularism. I guess some things never change.
In The Netherlands I've heard opinions ranging from "Every citizen is Dutch" to "You're Dutch if you embrace our values" to "You're Dutch if you speak Dutch at home".
You could try Linux Mint XFCE edition. Comes with a more lightweight desktop environment.