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Replace "employees" with "downline" then

Step on my throat harder, Daddy! 🥾😋😊😚

pooping photo

just keep pushing through. (No pun intended)

Classy all around. Hope she's on a Teams call with her camera and microphone on and making all of her employees incredibly uncomfortable.

Sure but there are a ton of things, genetic, environmental, dietary, neurochemical, etc. that can contribute to the development of cancer. You can do literally everything right and end up in the exact same place as someone who did all the wrong things because the causes are innumerable and many are literally unavoidable.

Would I regret my choices if I got cancer after I did all the things the studies say would increase my odds? Of course I would. Would I regret my choices if did everything "right" and still got cancer? Of course I would. But that's because being in that position inherently biased you against your past. If I did all the wrong things I would regret that I indulged too much, and if I did all the right things I would regret that I never really indulged at all and enjoyed life fully. Either way you got shafted. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't.

But to me it's better to just live intentionally but without having this constant concern about every single thing I eat, drink, or breath maybe, possibly, eventually contributing to developing cancer. Like I'm not about to start smoking, I rarely drink, I try to eat enough veggies, etc. because those things have much more tangible direct consequences that I'm mindful of, and I'm not about to eat a hotdog every day mostly because I'm a really good cook and that sounds sad as fuck. But the next time I do eat a hotdog, a salami, or a Reuben sandwich, I promise you that no part of my mind is going to be worrying that it will give me cancer. Constant dread is its own form of cancer and life's too short and uncertain to live with that shit 24/7.

No no no, you're all wrong. It goes Agles, Beagles, Seagulls, Deegles, Eagles, etc. We've proven the existence of 3 of these species already, but the search continues for these other mysterious creatures the certainly must exist. In this TED Talk, I will...

Captain Planet Gull: "Give me those chips and I'll poop on you!"

You: "... don't you mean 'or' you will poop on me, not 'and'?"

Captain Planet Gull: ...

You: ...

The barbarian got the +3 pink tootoo. Went better with his hell-o kitty battle axe.

+3 to AC, passive, one attunement slot, no armor proficiency necessary, no need for a free hand, can be slept in? My wizard will look fabulous.

Gonna be as isolated at North Korea by the end of this administration. As trusted too.

Funny because that sounds to me like the "illegals"can't be illegal then. Sounds like they're not subject to the law anymore.

The point of the establishment clause is that it shouldn't matter what the majority says about religion. It should mean exactly nothing. Tyranny of the majority shouldn't be allowed to make non-Christians into second class citizens.

"In just 4 easy payments..."

Be careful what you wish for....

Dude, how does anyone not know that Stephen Miller is a literal fucking Nazi?

Linux developers can't name their products any better than they name their variables.

"Programming done, time to publish, now it just needs a name..." briefly pauses, then smashes face into keyboard... "There! ... ehh, no, still missing something." clicks random spot, types X... "Perfect! Send it!"

They hurt like a bitch too. Swam across one while snorkeling in Florida a few months ago. Had a couple tentacles wrapped around my arm. Not fun. And flared up again 2 weeks later. Also not fun.

You love it until you steal a dorito from Tim the Dorito Samurai!

For those too young to recognize this 15 year old commercial: https://youtu.be/_A0tUF_k9gc

but in the English speaking world I'd say it's the most unique name I've heard.

Probably because it actually a French surname, which is itself based on a place name in France that no longer exists... and it is not her actual given name, but something she adopted from a character in The Great Gatsby.

You do realize that the impeachment isn't the goal, right? It's just the first step. If you want to forcibly remove Trump while he's still alive, you only have 2 options. 1) You need Vance and half of Trump's cabinet to formally deem him incapable of executing the powers of the office and replacing him with Vance under the 25th amendment and then (when Trump pushes back) have 2/3rds of both houses of congress vote to agree he's incapable. Or 2) Have a majority of the House vote to impeach him, and then have 2/3rds of he Senate vote to convict, which will result in his removal from office. Impeachment isn't just a formal scolding. That's called a censure. It's an indictment of a crime that will then be tried in the Senate. In both cases of impeachment last time, the spineless Senate voted to acquit. But that doesnt mean that they won't ever break ranks or that in voting to acquit they may lose votes as a result.