🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 @ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue user

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Conker was a bit of an anomaly even back then.

Pickles.

Rice crackers.

Popcorn.

Sometimes I'll have celery by itself, but usually I put peanut butter on it.

What do I even have to do? Sacrifice virgins to it?

Yo that room looks comfy af.

I used to run 7 instances of Ultima Online at once so I could play all my characters at the same time.

My sister and I know our brother was actually found in a toilet factory.

Context: as kids, we once passed by a building during a road trip with a sign that said "sibling's name's toilet factory" and have been giving him shit about it ever since.

It's a little on the sore side.

Same thing happens if you microwave a bag of chips.

If 99% of Friends isn't real, your life has truly sucked. Dude don't even know what it's like to live inside or be a part of society!

Cat waking you up to get pets at least allows you to stay in bed and fall back asleep. Dog wakes you up, it's usually because they need to take a shit so now you gotta get up, dressed, get the dog ready and go outside. 😮‍💨

🎵 Whopper whopper whopper, whopper 🎵

Huh.. I didn't think oyster crackers were actually ancient oysters. 🤔

If they banned gay porn in the US, what would Republicans secretly beat off to?

I don't think I can drive into the C suite of a high rise building Fast & Furious style due to physics existing.

My real name is so generic, even if I doxxed myself you wouldn't find me anywhere.

Everyone I know IRL already knows my online identity.

A cisgender guy.

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I wish more flavors came in unfrosted. The unfrosted ones are the best.

Imagine if in the future you start watching a super popular show, but then when you go to discuss the latest episode, nobody can even agree what they all saw because their AI TV hallucinated new scenes, just for them.

That's why his new game is going to suck, on purpose. 😃

sighs Shiloh... 😮‍💨