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  • Why are y'all sticking your dick directly into the urinal anyway? Imma be over here, arcing my stream in from the paper towel dispenser.

  • He got trapped in the jungle for 30 years and the biggest thing he feared was another human hunting him. Personally, I'd rather deal with just 1 psycho human than a whole world full of 'em. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • How did you get this picture of me?

  • What is the legal reasoning for this? From what I've read about this mod, you have to already own both GTA 4 and 5, kinda like the Tale of Two Wastelands mod for Fallout 4, so it's not like they were redistributing files they don't own.

  • The thing about not finishing games is very true. Simply look at achievement stats. Most games have a huge drop off in achievements earned after the first 25-50% of the game, with any achievement for completing the story of the game having a super small number of players who earned it. Even games that are easy as fuck and practically play themselves!

  • I did not expect to see a few dipshits sucking on Elon's nuts in those comments. Gross.

  • Vanilla extract does not smell better than it tastes, what?

    It tastes like vanilla. It smells like alcohol.

  • I always imagined myself like Robin Williams' character in Dead Poet Society and being an English teacher.

  • Maybe that's why I kept thinking the name was 2012 even though I knew that didn't have the same premise. 🤣

    FrostyCaveman got the right one. Now I need to go look up who was in that lol

  • Dude's gonna try and summon Satan, but is gonna end up getting Moses instead.

  • Oh my God. I've carried that quote around in my head for years, but had forgotten where I heard it. Man... I should watch that show again. Haven't seen a single episode since it was originally airing.

  • Their argument is bullshit. The emulator itself isn't the problem, and illegally acquiring the files to run on them is already illegal.

  • Check out the theory of a noosphere. I think that might be what OP could be referring to. There is a theory that this supposed layer of information is always interacting with us on a quantum level and ideas can just come from the universe itself, or something like that... I've read about it once a while back and just thought it was kind of a cool sci-fi concept.

    It's also the basis for the plot in the Stalker games.

  • I often get food delivery people asking if I know where X number apartment is in my building when I'm out walking my dogs. Man, I don't fucking even remember my own number half the time. All I can say that if you're looking for 1 but you're way the fuck over by 120, you are on the exact opposite side of the complex that you need to be.

  • "I don't remember ordering a pizza with sausage on it."