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  • I've taken care of various small animals my whole life; the next logical thing would be a kid. Or a horse.

    Horse'd be cheaper, I reckon. And I can't afford that, so no way could I afford a kid.

  • It is how phones without GPS hardware get your location for things like Maps and whatnot. If you've ever had it ask you to turn BT on for better accuracy, that's why; it just opens up more connection points to triangulate position.

    And, just triangulation itself works by doing math on the signal range between a minimum of 3 points of connectivity. It could be done with any wireless communication system.

  • Equality is equality ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Either we ban male nipples or let female nipples fly. Both would then be equal. One way would just be more fun than the other.

  • I know I've played a game that said "press space to jump" and when you pressed space, you didn't jump and some NPC starts making fun of you. The game didn't actually have a jump mechanic.

  • Just want to point out that coke in most countries outside the US use cane sugar, and not HFCS. Places here import Mexican Coke specifically because enough people want the "real sugar" version.

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  • I haven't even heard of Feastables or Lunchly until this meme.

  • 1 pixel of the traffic light is in a box. Does the box contain a traffic light or not? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  • "I find the defendant guilty on all charges and sentence them to be eaten by a plant from outer space."

  • Juicy

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  • Second worst part of my job is taking out the garbage in the back by the sinks. Not only is it heavy, it gets filled with oil and water from the sinks along with all the food garbage that it's meant for.

    The worst part is cleaning behind the friers and shit. I do not know how so many fucking chicken nuggets and oil can end up back there after just 3 days. Or why I am the only janitor cleaning back there.

  • Better bullets.

    The armor soldiers wear is only gonna stop so much. Smaller/slower bullets, especially hollow points. Bigger, faster, solid core/jacketed rounds are meant to penetrate armor, and you're only going to have so much protection vs how much weight you can carry.