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I'll take two

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  • "How much crack is in the craccoon?"

    • Heard he’s quite handy

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  • Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

    • Not the biggest fan of the new logo

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  • It looks like a robot's butthole exhaust port.

    • What is the most toxic instance of Lemmy?

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  • .ml

    • Your webcam as ASCII art

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  • I remember when YouTube had a filter option to watch videos in ASCII for April Fools one year. Now I can do it whenever I want :D

    • TIL: Why good furniture is so hard to find these days

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  • Furniture is a good reason to check thrift stores. They usually have older, well-made shit that costs less than the brand new garbage that's poorly made.

    • Interesting debate as to the meaning

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  • They're the Micheal Flatley of Star Wars cantina music.

    • Sus

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  • At least you get a whole 30 days.

    Black History Month is February. At best they get 29 days every few years.

    • I mean.... it works

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  • So is that pink think right of the egg a piece of pickled ginger or a slice of ham? 🤔

    • Was the whole TikTok drama a bait-and-switch to make Trump look good?

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  • Only to people who aren't complete fucking morons. Which, doesn't seem to be enough.

    • The fact that this is a real image is infuriating

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  • Diebitsch

    I honestly don't know if this is a real name or a joke.

    • Europeans atm

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  • Annoying Orange: "Hey. Hey Greenland. You're mine now. Hahahahahaha!"

    • Is there anything my girlfriend and I have to consider when traveling to America based on our skin differences?

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  • It kinda depends on where in the country you're going.

    West Coast, and Northern East coast is going to be a hugely different experience than the middle of the country or the southern coast.

    • Fuck it, let's go back to dialup!

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  • The internet hasn't gone to shit. We can still make non-shitty, not-for-profit, not garbage things on it. You're literally using such a thing.

    • You Can Now Play DOOM In Microsoft Word, But You Probably Shouldn’t

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  • Man, you think inserting an image into your document fucks things up, just wait until you insert DOOM into it.

    • The queer people who are buying guns to prepare for Trump’s America

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  • You, and apparently the mods of this community, need to learn the difference between advocating violence for the sake of violence, and violence as a tool of survival and self defense when others are using violence against you when all options for peace have failed.

    If someone is trying to kill you, are you just going to let them do it? You've tried talking to them and they're still going to kill you. What are you going to do?

    • True True

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  • opens melon; dirt

    Fuck.

    Opens melon; fire

    Fuuuuck!

    Opens melon; wind

    FuUuUcK!

    • If the Bizarro Universe existed we would be the universe where everything is Bizarre.

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  • It's only bizarre to those from the other universe. To all the bizarro citizens, it's the other universe that is bizarre.

    • The queer people who are buying guns to prepare for Trump’s America

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    • Disappointed. Immeasurably.

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  • I do really want to try it cooked that way after watching so many Guga Foods/Sous Vide Everything videos. Seems like a lotta work, though, if you don't have a machine and have to manually boil water and keep an eye on the temp the entire time.