You won't find fossilized Jesus, he apparently got resurrected and became wine & cookies, so some people started eating him on Sundays. And he doesn't want us to say fuck, or shit, or do it in the butt. But that's not really related to the question.
I've heard this a few times when I asked "And you believe that?" (to something ridiculous for miles away) - the answer to my question was "It's just quantum physics, it's nothing weird". "And what is quantum physics?" ...... silence .....
What helios? Lens?