knorke3 @ knorke3 @lemm.ee

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ooh, just you wait until chatgpt learns how to write recipes "properly"

you'll need a slow cooker, like the one my dad inherited to me after his death. and lemme tell ya, it was one fine slow cooker [...]

quite expensive

this is a £7 billion fine against a company that can afford to pay apple £1.2 billion for a system default...

please close and reverse the tool, then grip it tightly and drive it into the skull of the complaining customer

to be fairy there are also professionals who will be all too willing to take any unregistered humans off your hands...

do you have a problem with my ˌɡiˈʁafə

featureset and costs - most messaging apps don't support markdown to the same extent, sms and mms may cost extra depending on your carrier and contract, etc.

not defending whatsapp but rather the concept in general - use signal/discord myself depending on the situation

nore worried about the fact that of those that answered that global warming isn't occurring, only 50% still think that it doesn't exist in a different question. did the other 50% just suddenly reconsider?

just wait until you learn to speak kids

what else would you measure body weight to height ratios in other than 1€ coins per ell?

man just wanted to replicate not being able to understand dialogue in christopher nolan films

the question is: whose funeral?
because i'd argue that dying on them would certainly be a rather passive agressive 'fuck you'...

(bonus points if you hand them the funeral invite yourself, then fall dead on the spot)

he's so unique and interesting... guess he's gonna be popular soon, eh?

i think Demdaru covered the way it's used in this meme but FYI it's also used for comatose patients (see german: "vegetieren")