(although in this context, you are saying that you want an object to have temperature x, so i do believe that my interpretation is the more reasonable one)
Office 365 [...] i know we can use the web version
tbf, this isn't the only software related problem. a lot of companies also use specially developed software that doesn't have a linux version because everyone in the company is using windows anyways and adding a different release target would likely add costs and consume more development time for those internal tools
"weight or happiness" i would understand as that is another established interpretation of a slash - "weight and happiness" though is, in my opinion, actually incorrect. in that case it would have been "weight + happiness"
"whoosh" is used for people who do not get the joke. we did get the joke but deliberately chose to ignore it to make a different joke. there is a difference between those two.
ah, yes: salting for improved security, i've heard that before!