kmartburrito @ kmartburrito @lemmy.world

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Even the factual proffer section on page 3 and 4 is insane, and should and would be immediately disqualifying in any other universe

Trump has to win we must push for paper ballots and voter ID, and fucking California bans voter ID, motherfuckers an all expense paid trip to FUCKING PRISON WHERE THAT RAPIST FELON BELONGS AND DESERVES TO SPEND HIS LAST OF HIS DAYS WITH FELLOW INMATES

FTFY

Well thank you, that's a large weight off my mind. But would you mind very much telling me who the' fuck you are? Other than a man that feeds people to pigs of course.

How did you get into that pipeline? I've never gotten one of those emails

My thinking exactly as well.

It's spin if they are not adjusting how and who they poll as technology advances and as new generations enter the voting pool.

If they're only polling people who pick up an unknown phone call, they're going to get mainly boomers and geriatrics. Younger generations in general screen their phone calls and don't answer unknown numbers, and, let's face it, phone calls are a terrible engagement mechanism anymore.

I'm a xennial and I have Google's call screening feature - I never answer unknown numbers, and look closely at the caller's intentions even before accepting any calls. I would love to participate in this unicorn that is a presidential poll, but I'm not doing it through an unsolicited phone call.

Edit - then you have this use of polling also

As a cybersecurity professional, I appreciate that he says for security purposes to call him directly with the details.

If he was really trolling though he should include a hyperlink to click.

Pretty sure he is a retired police captain

Hopefully it involves parachuting dogs

It's funny because it's bigger than a normal hat

Nobody poops like me, let me tell you, the load is yuge, biggest loads in history. Accordion hands throughout

I put funny tags on accounts like this so that I can easily identify them. I can't repeat this account's tag as I wouldn't want the operator to feel like I'm attacking their character, but your experience has been mine as well.

Gonads and strife

They're fantastic! Ours is a tub shroom.

They're fantastic until your 9 year old takes the rubber plug with hair in it and drops it down the drain.

We're waiting on a plumber to come snake it out. However, that aside, they really are fantastic at catching the hair. 100% recommended.

Also, talk to your kids about not dropping shit into the drains (hair, objects, and/or shit) and make sure they know it's not a bottomless void.

Education is important 😂

Pepperidge Farm Remembers

This was a clever supply chain attack. I say clever because I don't think anything like this and at this scale has happened before, but due to it being lethal it's crazy scary. I'm not condoning it or praising it. As a cybersecurity professional we usually see people infiltrate the supply chain of code to inject their own, not actually putting explosives into communication devices and then using the network to remotely detonate.

Let me repeat that. There is no polar vortex in the northern hemisphere right now!

Not with that attitude!

/s

Thanks for posting, I always find meteorology fascinating and hungrily read up info posted from people like yourself. Please keep doing it, us buffoons that aren't trained really rely on people like you helping to cut through misinformation when it comes to weather and climate.

Not if you're a regular here. And by regular, I mean even in the last 24 hours 😊

Edit - they're even next to each other

I would agree with your thinking that it's probably too late - look at RFK, he narrowly got his name off of North Carolina ballots, they have to reprint a fuck ton of them.

He wasn't so lucky in Michigan, the Michigan Supreme Court ruled he must stay on the ballot.

Thank you for giving me the first belly laugh of my day. 🤣