klemptor @ klemptor @startrek.website

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I don't think tattoos have been about rebellion in a long time. It's just art for your body.

You can consider it a filter. Anyone who can't understand you not drinking on a first date probably isn't compatible with you. Not because of their drinking preferences but because of their unwillingness to respect your choices.

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

I'm too lazy to find it but insert Nelson ha-ha gif here

I had my phone in greyscale mode (and admittedly I'm a little high) and I thought "oh I bet that bathroom's gorgeous in color" because I took your comment for serious and didn't see the thumbnail very clearly ANYWAY lemme tell ya the disappointment when I took my phone off greyscale mode....

you got me good

Yup I loved baconreader!

Is all my brain and body need

Something like a Barcade or axe throwing joint

Are they... illegal aliens?

The Delta Flyers podcast did a great job reviewing this episode. If you're not familiar with the podcast, it was started by Robert Duncan McNeil and Garrett Wang originally to review all episodes of Voyager. When they finished with Voyager, they added Armin Shimerman and Terry Farrell as hosts to review all episodes of DS9. For this particular episode, they had Nana Visitor on as a special guest. It was a really interesting listen!

Billy Idol! I'm not sure how many times I've seen him, at least 8 but probably more like 10-11. Two of those times I got meet-and-greet tickets so I've got two pics of me and my husband with Billy and Steve Stevens :)

I never realized his waistband had elastic before.

I hear ya. I don't mean clean as in sterile, just seems like you can never get all the grease off of them. They always seem like they're covered in a film of old cooking oil.

I don't know how people can stand cast iron pans. I know they're supposed to be great for cooking but I always feel like you can never really get them all the way clean.

Yeah and she was a fucking hypocrite because when she got sick she absolutely accepted medical care. Plus there's this.

I committed to sleeping in a silk bonnet every night, and my hair is so much nicer now :)

You thinking EDS?

Agreed, but it's lox :)

Don't forget the capers!

Oh my god I forgot all about Mallory Ortberg's interpretations of monk paintings! I used to love these.

Unrelated but she once wrote something like "everyone knows that to properly make a bed, you need to circle it like a shark" and the truth of that has stuck with me ever since. Why is my brain like this haha

Imagine giving birth to that.