klemptor @ klemptor @startrek.website

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Hey fellow Philadelphian! I'm originally from New Jersey but have lived in and around Philly since the late '90s.

I like the Citizen of Earth concept too. We're all human and borders are just lines on a map!

Break out of frames!

His crybaby blubbering "I like beer" temper tantrum is pretty disqualifying IMO

I'm late Gen X. When we were younger, women shaving at least the lips and bikini line, plus trimming down the rest, was normal. I don't think a lot of women my age went fully hairless most of the time, but having a brazilian now and again was pretty normal. Men either didn't do any grooming or trimmed things down a bit, but didn't generally go fully hairless. As we got older more hair crept back in. I guess to me, hairlessness is associated with kids (by which i mean like 18 year olds to mid-twenties - people way too young for me to fuck at this point), and I think hair is sexy. I don't think I'd do a brazilian at this point - I prefer at least some hair. I do still prefer the lips and bikini line to be bare, but that entails annoying upkeep and itchy stubble, so I usually only do it every other week and let it grow in a bit.

I guess what we find attractive changes as we age.

Little bit of A, a fuckload of B.

Gotdamn I love Bernie. You can see he really, like actually cares.

Renals in jeanals

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Sure, but this is pretty pedantic.

Dat pink nose!!! 😍

Also jeans

Yeah, styrofoam's notoriously bad for the environment. Plus just annoying to deal with. I hate it.

A continuous passive motion machine.

I had arthroscopic hip surgery to repair a cartilage tear and shave down some bone overgrowth. For 3 weeks after surgery, I had to put my leg in this machine for an hour four times a day. It slowly bends and straightens your leg, which is supposed to help stave off scar tissue formation inside the hip. And it was rough. I needed my husband's help to get strapped into the thing, I could never find a comfortable way to position my leg, the thing was noisy as hell so I couldn't nap while I was using it, and I was lying flat on my back so it was hard to read a book or watch a show without hurting my neck. It sucked and I was so glad when I was cleared to stop using it.

The fuck is happening there? Jesus

Right? IMO it's rude to just call someone out of the blue and expect that they'll be able to drop everything to chat with you.

Unfortunately, my mom loves to call unannounced, and because my parents are getting older I feel the need to answer in case something's wrong.

Hey Melania, go fuck yourself, you vile fucking dipshit.

When I was a young idiot, I really thought Clonaid was gonna be a thing. I guess I thought it was plausible because I grew up reading a fuckton of scifi and Dolly the Sheep had been born a couple years prior. ¯(ツ)_/¯

I'm so sorry for your loss :'(

Please don't put words in my mouth.

Hey Brin, kindly go fuck yourself, you out-of-tpuch ass.