klemptor @ klemptor @lemmy.ml

don't keep sweatin' what I do 'cause I'm gonna be just fine

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Welp I don't know why that never occurred to me, I feel like a moran.

Yeah greyhounds be awkward like that

I, a human, can't keep my hat from bunching up when I tilt my head back, but somehow Bowie can?

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Homeboy is definitely a sock puppet.

But don't your clothes get all wrinkly that way? I'm a neat freak and I can't imagine living like that lol

For me, I hate getting into a bed where the sheets are all bunched up and the pillows are still smushed from the night before. Making my bed means I have straightened sheets and fluffed pillows waiting for me when I'm ready to turn in, which feels welcoming.

I used to live near there too!

/r/hyenas

I miss my daily dose of yeens from /u/McUsername621

You deserve it.

Or throw batteries at it

(Who knows if we'll ever get enough snow for snowballs again)

Ugh I always was jealous of Pam Dawber's hair.

When you called up the radio station and placed a request so you could tape it but then the fucking DJ talks over the intro so every mix tape you make with that song has his dumb yapping baked in

You mean Convicted Rapist Brock Turner, now going by the name of Convicted Rapist Allen Turner, who was sentenced to six months but only served three for what his father called (and I quote) "twenty minutes of action"? That Convicted Rapist Brock Allen Turner?

Interesting, I never knew!

Is this true? I've always used the large cans of 100% pumpkin purée to make pumpkin pie - I thought most people did.

Here in Philly soft pretzels are everywhere, they're a staple. I think usually those little hard ones are just a snack for kids?

A typical day looks something like this:

Breakfast: egg beaters with mushrooms, peppers, onions, low-fat cheese, and either ham or turkey lunchmeat, topped with salsa or hot sauce, plus an orange and either yorkshire gold tea with condensed milk or Wawa pumpkin spice coffee

Post-workout: Core protein shake

Lunch: half-sandwich of ham and turkey with hummus and pickled onions on whole-grain bread, plus half a can of minestrone soup or a salad

Mid-afternoon: yorkshire gold again and maybe half an apple with chunky peanut butter

Dinner: usually lean meat (either chicken breast or pork tenderloin), green veg (steamed spinach with lemon and a little butter or maybe peas), and some type of starch, usually either a baked sweet potato or farro cooked in spiced broth

Dessert: 2 small pieces of dark chocolate or black licorace

All throughout I drink water.

Oh snap you're right

There's nothing more cute & pitiful than a wet sighthound 🥰

Ah, the "you've got to reinstall Windows" scam

make sexual comments about real people who aren't explicitly inviting that

Listen, if cat-calling and unwanted comments go away because of Gen Z, they'll have my undying gratitude. As it stands I'm just waiting to age into invisibility.