Back left pocket, with my wallet in my back right and its chain attached to my belt loop above my front right pocket. Front right pocket contains a chapstick. Front left is nearly always empty because lady pants front pockets are practically useless.
Bryan the CEO needs to get his head outta his ass if he thinks he's getting someone who can do all that for only ~$50K base. He is KIDDING himself. Jesus.
Sighthounds are so precious and awkward! But please clip his nails, they can't be comfortable for him to walk on and I know you want your goodest longboye to be happy!
I really really don't want this to become reddit. Yes, some dudes are gross and/or homophobic. No, not all dudes. No offense OP but can we have higher quality questions please?
Oh man I had a friend who introduced me to adding a splash of cognac on top of chocolate ice cream... it was awesome and I'd totally forgotten about it until now!
Beautiful!!