Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is better than Hamlet. Sure, it had the benefit of an extra couple of centuries of progress in art, but I think it still counts.
It's already better than most autocomplete features (including for programming) and excellent at making placeholder text. That's two more uses than NFTs ever had.
Will it replace us all? Not soon. But it at least does something other than use energy.
"Please don't try to start a conversation with me, please don't try to start a conversation with me, please don't try to start a conversation with me" (said under breath with fists clenched)
But don't be stupid about it. Stash a date somewhere that you manually update every so often (so that it'll stop being updated if you're fired) and then add a bunch of random waits whose durations scale with the time since that date. If you're worried that the code will be found, comment it with some bullshit about avoiding race conditions.
...and now I can't use that idea, since this comment would be used in court. If I did it to a weapons manufacturer, they'd probably get the death penalty somehow.
Both made by Obsidian