There's an argument that a single molecule of water on its own would not be wet, but essentially all water is touched by other water, so even by the needlessly contrarian definition, water is wet.
That depends on the surgery. Gastric bypass notoriously has weight requirements, but a gallbladder removal can still kill you if you're too fat, and there definitely is a point to doing that even if the patient isn't going to change their diet.
I feel like this is one of the few communities not dedicated to AI where that shouldn't be a problem. It's a shitpost, it's supposed to be low-effort and kind of bad.
Similarly, e.g. two bi men getting married is a gay wedding, even though neither party is gay. The relationship can be described independently of the people in it.
50 people in three years reminds me of the people arrested in the UK "for exercising their free speech" who were actually trying to start race riots. I'll see if I can find any data on what they were actually saying, but ~17 people a year out of 1.4 billion doesn't seem like a significant percentage of dissenters. If they were really cracking down on all dissent, I'd expect hundreds of thousands of arrests, not 50.
I use this one. It isn't FOSS, but it's a one-time purchase to remove ads. It has a lot of added features, like algebra and unit conversions, and requires no permissions.
When I said "water," I meant it in the common, liquid sense, not the scientific designation for all dihydrogen monoxide regardless of state.