kambusha @ kambusha @sh.itjust.works

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Neighbor here. I'll probe your fertile mound.

Neighbor here. I'll mash your potato.

Let's see Paul Allen's routine.

A møøse once bit my sister

Neighbor here. I'll plough your field.

A-Team were mass murderers

The colors are highly saturated. It wouldn't look like that in real life.

Do they have a kebab badge?

Get yourself a RIMjob and help bring them back

You need to bite off the end first

14k likes?? Do high schools have 14k students?

Up until recently, I thought carrots were good for seeing in the dark. It's something my mother told me over and over as a kid. I never bothered to research it - I liked carrots after all.

Defiant jazz

Leroooooooooooyyyyy Jeeennkiins

Discovered this as well the other day. Much better for me, since you can see it, and also 2 spacebar hits on mobile makes a full-stop/period for me.

20 years ago, as well

Thank You for Posting (2025)

If they can brrap, they can brr

Marriage? Why, it's the greatest weapon in any noble's arsenal! Let me enlighten you on matters of state and power.

Marriage isn't about love; that's a peasant's fantasy. For those of us who bear the weight of ancient houses, marriage is statecraft of the highest order.

When I wed the second daughter of House Tyrell, I gained three castles along the Roseroad and secured my southern border against those Dornish vipers. Her father's bannermen now answer my call; five thousand spears when winter comes.

Marriage binds blood to blood. When your wife bears your children, you've created heirs that unite two powerful lineages. Should some upstart lord challenge either house, they face the combined might of both.

Consider the Lannisters and their gold. A prudent marriage there secures not just coin for your depleted coffers, but access to their formidable fleet. Or perhaps the Arryns, whose impregnable Eyrie would shield your lands from eastern invaders.

Politics shifts like quicksand, but marriage creates bonds that even the most treacherous lords hesitate to break. The realm notices when sacred vows are betrayed, and remembers.

So you ask what's the point? Power, lands, armies, legitimacy, and the future of your house. What greater purpose exists for those of us born to rule?

Now pass the wine. These matters of dynasty have made my throat dry.

Think I figured it out. Country I'm in is waging war on piracy, and so tons of IP addresses are getting caught in the mix. I just tried to visit the server on my browser, and was presented with a notice about piracy.

So I guess the solution is a VPN for now.