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How do I tell my neighbors that they need to stay off my property and not let their kids trespass. Joke answers only.

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  • Tell your neighborhood you're a sex offender?

    • conservation

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  • The trick is to invite people to go watch the hermit crabs with you. Most won't be into it, but eventually you'll find your people.

    • The more air conditioners in an area the hotter becomes around it. In turn increasing the demand for AC. Infinite money glitch.

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  • Damn, I really thought we had it this time...

    • The more air conditioners in an area the hotter becomes around it. In turn increasing the demand for AC. Infinite money glitch.

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  • The real trick is to reverse-cycle your AC, and pump the heat into your home. Because of math and algorithms, this one trick will decrease entropy and take us further away from the heat death.

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  • Do people really think of Hallelujah as "the song from Shrek"?

    Maybe this is my "old man tells at cloud" moment.

    • If someone were to call you a "full stack" developer, would that feel like a complement or an insult?

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  • Can't say I would take it as either. Just means I'm qualified to work on the front- and back-end code at a professional level - no more no less.

    • What's the most expensive thing you broke as a kid and what's the story behind it?

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  • That's a fair point, honestly.

    • Paradox Interactive says “we have areas where we need to do better” after reporting $44 million in Q1 revenue

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  • I mean, from this information we know they're profitable at least.

    • Paradox Interactive says “we have areas where we need to do better” after reporting $44 million in Q1 revenue

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  • For anyone wondering: $14.2 million of that is profit.

    Seems to me like they're doing just fine.

    • Runa | Official Announcement Trailer | Live on Kickstarter

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  • "I wonder how they are called."

    They should maybe invest a touch more in localization lol.

    Graphically very pretty, looks like a mix of a few different popular games. I know literally nothing about Genshin Impact, but I get similar vibes from this.

    • What's the most expensive thing you broke as a kid and what's the story behind it?

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  • Was going through some semi-justified teenage angst stuff back in the day and my laptop was having some small issue, so I smashed my laptop.

    I'm not normally prone to anger - then or now, so that was particularly out of character for me. I also wasn't able to replace it for a long while, since I wasn't like, rich or anything like that.

    Honestly though, I've never regretted it. Given the circumstances (tl;dr: poor upbringing, loneliness), I can totally see why someone would lash out like that eventually.

    • Reddit embracing all out enshittification

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  • I know it's a real problem and all, but dear lord does Lemmy in particular love that word.

    • It's coming

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  • So like, your whole deal is just "Minions during the purge"?

    I mean... I guess people are upvoting it, so you do you.

    • It really be like that

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  • Things like this are common among non-native English speakers. Prepositions are hard to get right if you aren't used to them.

    • If you had a theme song, what videogame music would be it?

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  • The Halo theme song, because I'm always yawning all the time.

    • What a waste!

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  • I used to do this on purpose. Dress up nice in a suit and just have a chill day - maybe hit up a cafe or something.

    Been a while since I did that, though. Should honestly give it another go sometime.

    • The little smart home platform that could

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  • I'm totally cool with that. Even as a more technically-minded user, I see a lot of things that could be way more streamlined.

    • The little smart home platform that could

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  • Is HA not already the mainstream option for privacy and user control? Maybe I just live in a bubble, but it seems like it's already the go-to if you care about those things.

    • Budget Astroturfing in Full Effect

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  • These headlines are just the wrost.

    • Which scientific discovery or technological advancement do you hope to see in your lifetime?

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  • Room temperature superconductors. Not for any of the particular uses per se, but just because the world would go nuts and it would be interesting to see.