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  • I think PHP is shit because I used it about 14 years ago (+/- 1/2 years), where it was crystal clear that the language was written by a complete amateur. I've example off the top of my head: you couldn't reference an element of an array returned by a function in the same line, you had to first assign the function's output to a variable and only then were you able to reference an element of the array in the variable. Like, WTF!!!???

    It may have improved over time, I just don't care enough to find out. It doesn't deserve my attention.

  • What a strange concentration camp that was, where Palestinians were able to go into Israel to work every day, travel abroad, etc. Almost like most other national borders (except for Schengen), where you need a passport and maybe even a visa to enter. Or like the US, where you're not allowed in if they even suspect you're going to work. Also, let's not forget the terrorists that constantly threaten to kill your citizens. Would you let them into your house?

  • There's only one way to get more sunlight during winter days: Move closer to the equator or, better yet, to the opposite hemisphere.

    Maybe we should implement Morning Daylight Saving Time and Afternoon Daylight Saving Time, where we all change our clocks at 1 pm every day back to 12 noon, and then again at midnight we set them to 1 am.

    Hmm. We could do even better: shift by 2 or 3 hours every day, and so we'd get that much more productivity out of our employees! Smithers, go tell everybody!

  • Oh FUCK YOU !!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!eins!!!!!!!!

    Who told you of my alcoholism, how the fuck did you find out ????

    And I don't have any anger issues, I'm the nicest driver in the world, I always stop and ask all those idiot cyclists that hit my car if they're ok before I drive over their bikes on my way to the bar.

    (This is fun, trolling you and that sub is turning into an exercise in creative writing. Highly entertaining. Ich werde weiter machen, aber nur wenn es dich auch Spass macht. Ehrlich.)