jubilationtcornpone @ jubilationtcornpone @sh.itjust.works

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The plane itself becomes a weapon in a pinch. Now that's what I call efficiency.

I don't miss doing Microsoft license audits.

Singing while 🎶 searching for yooouuuuuuu, in the cold Kentucky raaaaaaiiiiaaaaaaaiiiiaaaahhhaaaahhaaaaahhaaaaiiiiinnnn.🎶

Main uses for me are coding, bookkeeping, email, office apps, and general web browsing. I haven't played games in years. Not how I prefer to unwind these days anyway.

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored [gay, trans, Hispanic, etc ] man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

And I thought my life was hard with size 14's.

Our oldest, who is almost 17, calls me by my first name. Although I have heard her refer to me as "dad" when she thinks I'm not in earshot. When I adopted her, I promised she would never have to call me "dad" unless she wanted to.

We've since turned it into a running joke where when anyone asks why she calls me by my first name, she'll tell them she did something so bad that she was never allowed to call me dad again as punishment.

31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

-- The Gospel According to Matthew Liberal Talking Points

What kind of dad doesn't want to be called "dad"? That's a title of the highest honor. Anyone can call me "sir". There are only three people in the world who call me "dad."

Musk is currently in the limelight, sort of. They know they have a short window of opportunity to unload those non-performing assets while minimizing their losses. And the way Donny burns bridges with virtually everyone, that window is closing rapidly.

Definitely not Puerto Rico. Nobody at the federal level gives a shit about them.

Don't worry. We're working overtime on it.

Will not be shocked if Musk is assassinated as part of a consolidation of power. He positioned himself close enough to the iron throne to be seen as a threat or at least an obstacle.

They will. Just as soon as they're finished chiseling the inscription off the Statue of Liberty.

"Are you using the app today?"

"No."

Feel bad for all the people who are about to have frozen water lines. That's going to suck.

Weird. Similar thing happened to me. One day I was thinking, "Damn. These streaming services are getting too expensive. I may have to get back to sailing the high seas if this keeps up." I shit you not, all of a sudden my home server is sucking up all kinds of movies and TV shows and streaming them to my living room. It's like The Brave Little Toaster if the toaster were actually a Dell PowerEdge and it went on a long journey to find the master (me) as much high quality media as possible.

I also wondered what kind of rock OP lives under. I use email every day, multiple times per day. I probably send more emails than texts.

Because it was replaced by cheap garbage.

Saved you a click. The video was pretty informative though.