unalivejoy @ joyjoy @lemm.ee

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He could go for a third term probably if he resigns before 2027.

If you clog your drain, you have to call maintenance to unclog it.

Enter is on the pinky. Use your left hand to press tab.

I have brain damage :)

When your size requires constant caloric intake, you eat 5 meals a day. You eventually get really good at it.

That's dead internet theory for you.

It's obviously an e

We sweat.

Not only do we sweat, we also don't have fur. Bare skin is more efficient at evaporation and cooling than sweaty fur.

That's why they pay me the big bucks.

Fire the asshole, split their work with the remaining 2 employees. Give yourself a raise.

I think those first 2 cancel each other out.

Isn't it /watch?v=?

MAGA path to success

1. Leave NATO
2. Invade Canada, a NATO country, triggering Article 5
3. ???
4. Profit

Fuck Elon, but also fuck Comcast.

The only ones who call it a civil war is Russia.

I mean, I guess you could call the American Revolutionary War a "civil" war. But this would be like calling the War of 1812 a civil war.

text editor application that came with Ubuntu

nano

shivers

Not just plain text, but hard coded.

There's a solution to this. Reproduce before it becomes an issue.

Or you can host your own instance and let the servers send you all their data (instances can still defederate)