unalivejoy @ joyjoy @lemm.ee

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would be "sold like wine"

They literally used to put cocaine in wine and called it Coca Wine. Coca-Cola removed the wine during the temperance movement and replaced it with caffeine. They removed the cocaine after the drink got popular with African-Americans and didn't want to be associated with "coked out

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Sounds like a gag from Monsters U or Monsters at Work. Wazowski tries to wink at someone, but just ends up blinking and he can't do it no matter how hard he tries.

This is funny and relatable.

I bet you aren't picky. Just the next flight out of the state is fine.

It's wild to think that he would

Buy a plane ticket (but buying a ticket offline the day of is suspicious)

Reading online fanfiction is free. Sure, the quality varies, but I can quit any time I want. I just don't want to.

Searching the filesystem. There's no reason Windows Search needs to access the internet. Fucking Bing.

I'm gonna need this one explained to me.

Looks like a hydrogen atom with its single proton.

ACAB, even time cops.

Better watch out for the time cops.

You can tell this is a classic meme because of all the JPEG artifacts.

The windows partition is bloat. Delete it.

You can smuggle imports using importlib.

This post has been brought to you by Motel 6.

This meme is just "Black Jeopardy" from SNL.

It re-enforces the fact that OP stole this.

Stupid relative distance measurements ruining all our fun

While I agree with most of the things you said, automatic reboots is a good security feature. And it isn't android that's the problem. It's Google Play Services.