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jopepa @ jopepa @lemmy.world
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  • A Greek and Canadian disagreeing on Spanish makes me feel like my mono and thee quarters linguistic ass needs to try harder.

    • What I imagine DHL is doing with my fragile delivery when it's overdue

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  • They’re lying to you, they lost your package. DHL does this constantly, anytime I have a supplier shipping with them I feel obligated to warn clients about inevitable delays.

    • Babe, wake up, new didlo of consequence just dropped.

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    • Babe, wake up, new didlo of consequence just dropped.

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  • Depends, if you’re defending your homeland from foreign invaders that have abandoned peace agreements then you’re golden. On the other hand if you’re a lazy lumberjack then you might want to call a lawyer.

    • Filthy Casual Rule

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  • Climax score=number orgasms

    No, porn wasn’t a part of that relationship. I was disagreeing with parent comment that porn is competitive sex. From my personal experience with a partner that made score keeping in the bedroom a thing and in doing so made sex competitive.

    • Filthy Casual Rule

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  • Idk I’ve had a relationship where climax scores were kept. The opposite of casual sex might be a relationship between petty people.

    • Boebert finishes fifth in straw poll of new district

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  • More likely phishing banner ads

    • The man who leaked Trump's taxes eluded investigators for years but was finally found after leaking info on Musk and Bezos, WSJ reports

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  • Robinhood and Littlejohn are fucking up their fortress. Oo-de-Lally.

    • I ordered a BLT with onion

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  • Damn did you order this after a no call no show? They even gave you the green papery ring.

    • How much for cuddles?

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  • Imagine the French and Italian retaliation if they had said wheel of cheese.

    • Germany uncovers Russian disinformation campaign on X

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  • I talked to a cousin and he says, “yeah but I don’t follow those types of accounts…”

    • Presidential fitness test

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  • Same reason W wanted to be president and same result

    • Presidential fitness test

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  • Honk Honk! Burst of confetti and a red balloon remains. It floats but doesn’t rise, though the string is attached to nothing.

    • Presidential fitness test

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  • Was it Lockheed Martin?

    • Presidential fitness test

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  • Follow the funsies…

    • Presidential fitness test

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  • Did you know all of those sit and reach boxes were manufactured by Halliburton? Follow the money…

    • Apple is finally allowing Firefox to use its own engine on the iPhone (but only in the EU)

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  • As an American (optimistic hostage) I couldn’t agree more.

    • But for me it's daily night

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  • I’m gonna start imagining my social anxiety thoughts as the Duowlingo so I can ignore and forget them

    Edit: it’s helping so far

    • A Texas school's punishment of a Black student who wears his hair in locs is going to trial

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  • Thank god they were kicked out of class; it’s just so unsafe.

    No, this is total bullshit. The school needs to lose some leadership and I can’t imagine how they’d win this.

    • A Texas school's punishment of a Black student who wears his hair in locs is going to trial

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  • Nobody knows